I realize that for the most part Sexy Trash is full of blonde extensions and leopard print (okay, maybe that part is just me), but we'd be doing a disservice to our readers if we didn't introduce you to more than just the most talked about TV shows or Disney stars gone bad. That being said, we introduce you to Britain's Got Talent's 16-year old Charlotte and 17-year old Jonathan:
If you always root for the underdog like I do, then I have to assume you looked like me while watching this. Or like a few of our favorite celebrity ugly criers:
Sammy Sweetheart - Jersey Shore
Farrah - MTV's Teen Mom
Way to go, Charlotte and Jonathan. I can't wait to hear more from you.