Well, Jenny... your time has come.
I saw a preview yesterday and almost literally shit myself (it doesn't take much...) brainstorming what the show could be. Did I have another Glee/Smash knock-off on my hands? I wasn't sure. All I knew was that J.Love was singing the hit Sweet Charity song, "Big Spender" while naked gays danced around her. WAIT, I thought. This couldn't be...could it?! Was this a Showgirls television show? Was I so lucky?
No, I wasn't. The promo ended, and I saw The Client List. Which is fine... the Lifetime movie was a legitimate good one, so it should be a decent Lifetime show.
But nothing will ever be as good as a Showgirls television musical starring Jennifer Love Hewitt could have been...