Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Future "Best New Artist" Winner Premieres New Video!!

It's clear that Karmin will be sweeping MTV Award shows next season. We've loved her as soon as we saw her covering various rap songs on Youtube (and doing better than some of the original artists).

But now she has her OWN video to her new single, "Crash Your Party." Not many artists can sing and rap, but she successfully does both.

We can DEFINITELY picture her taking over our iPods in the very near future.

Also, check out her previous covers on Youtube below:

Look at me now....

Dude, Where's My New Girlfriend?

What the dickens?!?!?!

We just learned from AOL (Yes, it still exists) that Lea Michele and Ashton Kutcher are reportedly dating. We're sorry.... whatttttttttt!? This is NOT news that we're GLEE-ful about.

The two filmed "New Year's Eve" together, and now that the movie is hitting theaters this weekend, rumors are circulating that the two are still hanging around each other.

AOL reported:
Lea plays Ashton’s love interest in the ensemble romantic comedy and it appears that the two forged some major chemistry off-camera during their time together, too! Photographers snapped endless shots of the two engaging in some playful PDA on the carpet — a wedding band-less Ashton whispered in Lea’s ear as ‘Glee’s golden girl giggled … while flashing some cleavage to the cameras.
True or false? We're not sure. We just know that Ashton is no longer with Demi Moore and Lea recently split from Broadway boyfriend, Theo Stockman. We've heard weirder things.... But although we constantly hear that Lea's a major bitch, we still think she can do better.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Taylor Minaj

We love a good musical collaboration as much as the next person gay, but some obviously make us tingle just a tad bit more than others. For instance:

Lady Gaga/Beyonce > Britney/Ke$ha/Nicki Minaj > Jordan Sparks/Chris Brown

Although Taylor Swift has rarely teamed up with other artists to record studio tracks, she expressed interest to MTV earlier this week in pairing up with Nicki Minaj. "I mean, we're not working on anything right now, but I would love to at some point. That would be amazing."

 Taylor, that would be amazing, and we'd love that to happen as some point, as well.

Commenters at various blogs wrote that this is a terrible idea and questioned what kind of music could the two possibly do together. We're going to have to disagree with these biased commenters for two reasons:

1. They've clearly never heard Taylor rap. She could hold her own in a Nicki/Taylor duet.

2. If Taylor decides to go the no-rap route, Nicki does sing. Her "Pink Friday" track, "Save Me" can prove it. So if the two sang together, country and hip hop mesh quite well together. Must we remind you of the following song?

The Cabin in the Woods

Holy. Crap.

To say we've been waiting forever for the trailer to The Cabin in the Woods would be an understatement: A horror movie from two of our favorite creative geniuses, Josh Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) and Drew Goddard (Cloverfield). Um... what's not to love?

We've been seeing the posters popping up online for about a year now, with hardly any information about a plot. Well, friends... a plot has arrived, and we are READY. 

We love when horror movies can be self aware and still manage to be equally as horrifying (Hey, Scream!)

And we also love anything our light-skinned dreamboat, Jesse Williams (Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, Grey's Anatomy, Greek) is in. We can only hope he'll be naked...But even if not, we are counting down the days to its April 13 release.

Bizarre, indeed...

Sometimes things are so bad they're good, and we have to keep coming back for more. From Justin to Kelly and Showgirls are just a couple of examples.

And sometimes things are so bad they're just bad. The following video is a perfect example...

It literally pains us that we're posting this on our site, but we just have to share this mess video.

Bizarre, a member of D-12, recorded this video to share his love for Nicki. We'd rather he didn't....

The only part of the video we like is the "Hey Nicki" part, and all they did was change "Mickey" to "Nicki," so that's not saying much.

The Nicki and Drake look-a-likes? We look more like Nicki and Drake than these fools do.

Also, this rap is awful.

And to end it, we'll be more than okay if we never hear this man ever discuss his sexual fantasies/practices again.

We're still shivering...

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Farrah Abraham: Teen Moron

Yesterday, Farrah Abraham of Teen Mom fame, went to Twitter to show her disapproval of Kourtney Kardashian's second pregnancy. She wrote, "I'm shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again. Did she not learn anything from Teen Mom? Maybe it's a fake pregnancy like Kim's wedding. SAD."

She went on to say, "Double standards in this world? Yes, and guess what? Age and money honestly do not change a person's poor choice. Quit making excuses."

Um... what? Where is this even coming from and what are you talking about? Kourtney is 32 and in a somewhat-stable relationship with her boyfriend of five years. You're a hot a ass mess who only has enough money to raise her baby because you're living off of MTV paychecks. That's not a double standard...

However, the Kardashians didn't just sit and let Farrah get away with these hate-filled tweets.

Kourtney tweeted her, saying, ""Why would I have anything to do with Teen Mom? I'm 32 years old! I may look young, honey, but don't get it twisted."

Kourtney's boyfriend/baby daddy decided to be a tad more blunt and tweeted, ""We're not teenagers, ya f**king moron." 

Of course, since then, Farrah has tweeted that she's sorry for any confusion and it didn't come out the way she meant it. Bitch, get over it. We know you just want to go cry about it...

Friday, December 2, 2011

Survivor/I Will Survive

Ever since the "Rumour Has It/Someone Like You" mash-up, we've been Team Troubletones. We want them to win Sectionals, we want Rachel to quit New Directions and join them; we just adore them.

But now, it's as if these lovely ladies heard our words of admiration and put out another great mash-up to send us into a tizzy. Sugar Motta, we love your father for starting a glee club just to showcase your tone deaf, self appointed aspergers ass.

Check out the Troubletones's soon-to-be #1-on-iTunes performance of "Survivor/I Will Survive" below:

2011 Mashup!!!

December 31, 2009 we spent the entire night listening to a mash-up of all of 2009's hit songs before going out to ring in the new year. Ever since, we've been obsessed with yearly hit mash-ups. We've researched and found ones that date back to as far as 2000. But none are ever as good as the first one we've heard: "United States of Pop" by DJ Earworm.

Until now.

Created by Mashup-Germany, this new mash-up, titled "Top of the Pops: What the Fuck," makes us shiver with excitement. We can already imagine ourselves drunkenly dancing and waving a bottle of champagne above our heads as the ball begins to drop.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Happy New Yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Okay, so we're a TAD early. But it's hard not to be excited to celebrate 2011 while listening to all of the big hits from the past year.

Forget Barbie; F--k Nicki, She's Fake...

Nicki Minaj, who often refers to herself as Barbie, just got a lot more fake.

And we're not talking about bigger ass pads.

Beginning next Wednesday and running until December 19, a one-of-a-kind Nicki Minaj Barbie created by Mattel will be auctioned off on All proceeds will go to Project Angel Food, an organization that provides meals for people affected by HIV/AIDS. The starting bid is $1,000.

“Barbie is obviously a pop culture icon. She’s been in the spotlight for over 50 years, and strikes that chord with girls of all ages in terms of being representative of the times. And Nicki is a big part of pop culture and also huge within the fashion industry, as well as a big Barbie fan. It’s really exciting for us that she’s been so generous to allow us to create this one-of-a-kind doll to support such an important cause,” a Mattel spokesperson said of the collaboration.

Well, it's official - we're not paying rent this month. We're using that money to buy this Barbie. Nicki, I hope you support us when we're homeless.

Nicki Minaj: "Roman in Moscow"


It's already been announced that on February 14, 2012 Nicki Minaj's new album, "Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded," will drop. But we've got a first listen of the first official introduction track off the album, "Roman in Moscow."

Roman In Moscow by NICKI MINAJ

The beat is HOT and, quite frankly, we spent the whole song making the stank face.

Stank face.
It's not her best work, but we're feeling it hardcore. And Nicki herself said this was the weakest track off of the upcoming album. So, if this is the weakest, we can't wait to hear the strongest.

Taylor Swift: "Ours"

There's a lot of Taylor Swift hate in the world. Sometimes it comes from us. But not today.

In the video to her newest single, "Ours," Taylor plays a young woman stuck at work who thinks of her lover to help her get through her day. While it may not be the most action packed video out there, it's definitely a memorable one.

The ending is particularly heart warming. You've got a point from us for this one, Taylor.



We don't know why we still let ourselves fall in love with dramas on The CW because it never ends well...

The network recently announced that The Secret Circle and The Vampire Diaries will be renewed for next season, but dramas such as 90210, Gossip Girl, Ringer, Hart of Dixie, and Nikita are still up in the air. Supernatural is most likely returning, but it hasn't been confirmed yet.

Why do supernatural shows always last so long? We love vampires and witches as much as the next person, but why don't people love good ol' fashioned rich bitches anymore?

If 90210 is cancelled, we're not sure how we'll be able to survive...

Happy 30th Birthday, Britney!!

Well, it's finally arrived - and we're not going to lie... there was a brief time period when we were scared we wouldn't see this day, but we're past that, and Britney Spears has turned 30!

It's hard to believe that Brit Brit made her music debut in 1998, only 13 years ago! In that time, she released seven albums and 37 singles, selling more than 100 million records around the world. Also in those 13 years, she's dated Justin Timberlake, allegedly cheated with Wade Robson (upgrade), broke up with Justin, married, divorced, married, divorced, had children, shaved her head, had a meltdown, made a comeback including a Glee episode dedicated to her, and filmed some Pepsi commercials.

In honor of our favorite performer, we've rated the Top 30 Britney videos of all time!

30. Gimme More
29. Radar
28. 3
27. Till The World Ends
26. Criminal
25. Do Somethin'
24. I Love Rock n' Roll
23. From The Bottom of My Broken Heart
22. Overprotected
21. Don't Let Me Be The Last to Know
20. If You Seek Amy
19. I Wanna Go
18. My Prerogrative
17. I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman
16. Born To Make You Happy
15. Boys
14. Womanizer
13. Hold It Against Me
12. Everytime
11. Stronger
10. Piece of Me
9. Me Against the Music
8. Circus
7. Oops, I Did It Again...
6. Sometimes
5. Crazy
4. Hit Me Baby One More Time
3. Slave For You
2. Lucky
1. Toxic

Thursday, December 1, 2011

"Dallas" Revival on TNT

We've never seen Dallas. We don't even know who shot J.R... But after watching the trailer for the Dallas reboot coming to TNT this summer, we're in. For a variety of reasons.

1. It's not a half-ass REMAKE like the flop-tastic Charlie's Angels. Instead, it seems to go more along the lines of the hit 90210, combining old characters and plotlines with new ones. New ones including...

2. Jesse Metcalfe. Yes, he went through his weight gain/tattoo obsessed/douchebag phase. But it's over. Well, at least the weight gain part is. We're not sure about the tattoos and being a douchebag; for all we know, he could be. But that's his business. As long as he looks dead sexy on our screen every episode, we're fans. He won us over as John Rowland on Desperate Housewives and even before that as Miguel Lopez-Fitzgerald on Passions. 

3. It will fill our Desperate Housewives void. Well, probably not. BUT everyone that watched the original said it's nice and soapy... so is Housewives. And besides Metcalfe, Dallas stars Brenda Strong (Mary Alice) and Josh Henderson (Edie's nephew). It's a Housewives reunion!!

That's it. Plus, it just looks good. But you can make that decision for yourself below...


S Clubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb Reunion!

In news that will only make us (and a handful of gays) happy, S Club 7 is reuniting to promote a Greatest Hits album!

While Jo O’Meara, Bradley McIntosh, and Paul Cattermole are still members of S Club 3 (No, that's not a joke...), London's The Sun reports that the four remaining members, Tina Barrett, Jon Lee, Hannah Spearritt and Rachel Steven, plan to join them for the upcoming reunion.

Besides a tour, the group is also rumored to be making a TV comeback. We can only pray. Long before days of DVR, our VCRs were set every week to record "S Club 7 in Miami" and "S Club 7 in LA." Where to now, guys? Please say NYC, please say NYC...