Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Keeping Up With The Kar-Gay-Shians

Well, damn. We certainly didn't see THIS coming...

Kris Humphries & Kim Kardashian have been throwing words around E! and to various magazines about the wedding - annulment, divorce, faked, prenup, blah blah blah...

But according to the latest issue of Star Magazine, Kim is throwing a new word into the mix: GAY. As in, "My ex-husband is..."

Kris <3s balls
The article claims that Kris wouldn't touch Kim on the honeymoon, and also states that he's a fashionista, loves going to salons in his spare time, and spends too much time with other men.

Foreplay at its finest.
This whole thing is just a mess. Gay, straight, bi, fake, real, married for love, married for money - we just don't care anymore. Get a divorce, get an annulment; it's fine. Whatever you want to do, you can do. Make a special on E! about it, get some extra dollars, and go about your way. But please... get off of our tabloid covers. We have more important stories to worry about - like Justin Bieber paternity tests.

1 comment:

  1. Wow, didn't see that one coming! And what did happen to Bieb's paternity test?