Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Jersey Bore

Oh, good Christ.

This is enough to make us scream "Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

First we had Angelina's "song" and now THIS?

Vinny Guadagnino was our favorite season one. Then he became kind of a douche when he got famous, but we still loved him because he's still the hottest one.

But Vinny, if you're reading (which we're sure you are) - after your attempts at rapping... well, you've officially entered "The Situation Zone." AKA - We hate you.

We understand you want to create an empire, extend your 15 minutes. We're not hating. We love your random cameos on 90210. We support you and your cast mates as you go from reality stars to entrepenurs. In fact, we're proud owners of Snooki and JWoww's books, and we'll probably own Pauly's tanning lotion sometime in the near future.

But this rack city mess? Enough. Leave the rapping for Kanye and you just stick to reality tv. Or gay porn. Now that's a decision we'd support.


  1. This is the worst thing I've ever heard. A friend met him, said he put the douche in douchbag. Sad - he was my fav at first. Hello Pauly D fan club.

  2. Oh god, Vinny NO! Pauly D fan club is RIGHT! Ps...need to own Pauly D tanning lotion and Snooki's perfume. HELLO CHRISTMAS!