However, ABC execs apparently heard our complaints and are making the 13th season of "Dancing With The Stars" a celeb-filled one. While it's true that the official cast list won't be announced until July 29, reliable sources tell us to be on the lookout for big names this year...
She dropped the "Amber," but hopefully her partner won't drop her. We loved her as everyone's favorite cheerleader, Kelly Kapowski, on Saved By The Bell. Will her cheer moves be what it takes to win the title? We hope so.
Wendy Williams showed the world that big black women can't dance. Let's give Queen Latifah a chance to prove her wrong.
Our least favorite Kardashian. But since Kim's getting married, Khloe's enjoying married life, and Kourtney is raising a child, we'll give Rob a chance to show us what he's got. ...since his Playgirl spread failed to do so.
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. We've been waiting for this since the first episode of "Jersey Shore" aired. Let's be honest - we're over the show, but we'll NEVER be over Snooki. Publish another novel, host a talk show, be in a movie, open a bar. We don't care; we just want more of you and less of your show. But we'll take what we can get. And right now, that means "Dancing With The Stars." We're washing our TEAM SNOOKI shirts as we type.
Sorry LC, but we're saying it: We've always been Team Kristin. Sure, we love the LA Candy books, but back in our Laguna Beach days, we rooted for Kristin. Does she have the moves to win DWTS? You may recall Stephen's famous quote... KEEP DANCING ON THE BAR, SLUTTTTTT. That's our girl.
With Tiffani, Snooki, and Kristin in one season, we really won't know who to root for. But we'll definitely be watching.