Tuesday, May 3, 2011


This is the worst day of our lives. FIRST we got the news that everything wrong with the world was going to be on "Glee."

And now... practically the best part of "Saturday Night Live" is over. No, Kristen Wiig isn't leaving. Or this post would be written in our blood because we would be in the process of killing ourselves.

But she might as well be leaving... ugh.

Gilly & Penelope, we hardly knew ya. Our two favorite characters that Wiig plays are going into "retirement" for good. No matter what Lorne Michaels wants. Wiig aparently thinks she's a big enough star to make these decisions.

News flash, bitch. We love ya, but you're not.

Put on that curly black wig, kill some people, try to one-up everyone and call it a day.

Don't like it? Welllllllllllllll, we were the first person to ever like anything, sooooo really it doesn't matter if you like it.... In fact, Facebook got the word 'like' from us, soooooo..... "Sorry."


  1. This is absurd. People don't just get to retire their characters before their run on SNL is over.

  2. Exactly! No one has ever done anything like this before... I really don't know who she thinks she is....