Saturday, April 30, 2011

Geordie Shore

We understand the hypocritical nature of our last post being about how much we loved the Royal Wedding and the first sentence of this post being the following, but we don't care. It's our blog, get over yourselves:

We normally don't like British entertainment/celebrities. Call us classless, but if there's a British accent in a movie/television show, it's not on our screen. That goes double if it's a play. We can't put our finger on it, but British accents in entertainment = Yawn Fest 2011. No, let's make that 2012 because we'd rather see the end of the world than watch a British film (except Love Actually... we don't know how that got through security, but it did...).

However, while we won't be watching "Geordie Shore," (the UK's version of "Jersey Shore"), we'd certainly sleep with half the cast. Literally. There's 8 of them - 4 men, 4 women. You could find any of the men in our bed. And gladly. In fact, it doesn't even need to be in a bad. We'd quickly take it in a red telephone booth.

The men of this show put the men of "Jersey Shore" to shame. HOWEVER, while the girls of "JShore" are not really the apples of our eyes, the girls of this version look like major woofers compared to them. We'll take Snooki over Sophie anyday. But Jay vs. Pauly D? Now THERE'S a contest we're not sure the outcome to...

1 comment:

  1. Yes, those men...they can take me for a rendezvous in the lift any day. The girls, ew....if that one is trying to be J-WOWW....she's more like...UM-EW.
    I'm sure i'll be trying just one episode, but nothing beats the Jerzies.