The results POURED in this round... and we appreciate it, but...
Oh, hell no. We can't even be cute about this.
God bless you, bitches. Because we would REFUSE to vote...
How do you even choose?
It's like that story in the Bible where they cut babies in half.
We just can't do it.
No matter the outcome, we're going to be shocked, disappointed, excited and sad.
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