Well, well, well... Mr. Cyrus, we've never really been your fan, but you supplied the sperm to make Miley happen, so we made room in our achey breaky heart for you. But we're over you.
Billy Ray Cyrus was recently talking mad shit on our girl, Miley, to GQ Magazine - saying that Miley's handlers didn't allow him to "parent her through difficult situations...including the Vanity Fair cover scandal and her controversial pole dancing performance at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards." First of all, Billy, there was nothing to parent - we loved the cover and wouldn't ask for anything less from Miley's Teen Choice Awards performance. We've been to her concert, and we love her leather booty shorts. So shut up.
He also said that he hasn't talked to her since the bong video surfaced. saying, "I'm scared for her. She's got a lot of people around her that's putting her in a great deal of danger.... there is no doubt my family is under attack by Satan."
First of all, you sound like a crazy person, so stop it. Second, if you're complaining about not being able to parent her through difficult situations, what's your excuses now? Handle it.
What really gets us going, though, is when he compared Miley to Anna Nicole Smith - "You could see that train wreck coming." Hold.the.effing.phone. Now you're attacking both of our girls? Billy Ray, you are officially dead to us.
He also commented on Hannah Montana, saying, "the damn show destroyed my family. I'd take it back in a second. For my family to be here and just be everybody okay, safe and sound and happy and normal."
That's easy to say now that the show is over. Why weren't you bad mouthing it when you were making money acting in it? You can't have the best of both worlds, Billy... So go somewhere while we and Miles have our party in the U.S.A, and don't try to stop us because we can't be tamed.