Apparently a girl from "Heroes" is in that video? That's fine. Not why I'm watching, though. I'm upset my parents weren't smart enough to bank on my good looks as a child and make me act out adult themed movies. ...That sounds like I wish I was in child porn when I was younger, but it's not what I mean. Like, can't I act out "The Godfather" or some shit?
I want to marry the real Snooki and adopt baby Snooki. Perfect Guido/Guidette family. Okay, bitches - I'm off to get a spray tan